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Depleted Azerite Tools

COST: 5 Gold Pieces EachHammers, Picks, Axes, and More!Tallowhall Industries and Kul Tiras are proud to present Depleted Azerite! Harder and far more dense than other metals, these tipped, edged, and whole "D.A." tools allow a worker to work smarter, not harder. Lightweight and with far better durability and density, one can now do more with less.

Depleted Azerite Shells

COST: Trade Agreements (With You!)Interested in only needing to hit a target once?With exclusive and proprietary Tallowhall Industries technology, you can now do with one shell what was previously doable with five! Intended for our allies with a penchant for gunpowder, "D.A. shells" can punch through armor, earth, and hard targets like never before thanks to their density.And thanks to Tallowhall Industries know-how, several designs come in Incendiary and Explosive!

Depleted Azerite Arms

COST: Trade Agreements (With You!)That enemy's armor just too hard to crack?With exclusive and proprietary Tallowhall Industries technology, our foundry-forged arms can be made in bulk AND fashioned with "D.A." edging, tipping, and layering to allow your weapons to penetrate through previously unassailable materials. Strike a trade agreement for sale of such arms and watch as even plate fails to hold back an assault from our offerings.And thanks to Tallowhall Industries, orders can be taken for all varities of melee armaments.

Depleted Azerite Armor

COST: Trade Agreements (With You!)Want to shrug off hits like they're nothing?With exclusive and proprietary Tallowhall Industries technology, our patented alloys can be fitted for individual use, or even tank and vessel mouted armor plates and armor belts. Witness as cannon volleys rebound off your vessel's armor belts, demolisher rounds richochet off your tank's plates, and that orc's axe fails to penetrate even the lightest of our armors.And thanks to Tallowhall Industries, nothing* is getting past our "D.A." armor plates.

SAUSAGES

Sausages
5 Silver Each

Drustvarian sausages, native to the land. Brought by the Proudmoore Admiralty per request of the Order of Embers! All proceedings will go towards silvered weapons and other various weapons to aid in the Order's missions against that which goes bump in the night.

Inconspicuous Dice Chart

Of course, since the Sausages are from Drustvar. Some lingering affects may apply. The Proudmoore Admiralty, Order of Embers, and Kul Tiras as a whole are not to be held responsible for any effects relating to Drustvar or their sausages.Should you consume one of these sausages, please roll a D20. The effects are as follows:1 - You forcibly let out a witch-like cackle at random for the next hour, and your nose grows into a hook.2 - You suddenly have the compulsive need to speak positively about Lord-Admiral Daelin Proudmoore.3 - You sneeze uncontrollably for the next hour, and cannot be cured by seemingly any method.4 - You manifest a comically bad Kul Tiran accent that's so bad it hurts to read.5 - The next time you sleep you are visited by a sleep paralysis demon in the form of an Ember Inquisitor.6 - One of Expedition Exotics!'s robots appears in your peripheral vision for the next hour. Watching. Waiting.7 - You cough up a harmless amount of blood whenever someone uses an apostrophe in Kul Tiras or Kul Tiran.8 - You become convinced of the danger posed by witches, and festivals celebrating them seem suddenly cruel.9 - You are is harassed by a swarm of mostly harmless illusory bees that are coughed up.10 - You're certain someone, somewhere is calling your name. If only you could identify who.11 - You become convinced of "island living" and suddenly wish to move to such a place. This manifests as you considering "mainland politics" to be odd. Suddenly everything else seems unnecessarily busy.12 - You cannot hold onto anything try as you might, and lose your grip on objects for an hour.13 - You take on "hip" and "cool" dialogue. Where that's even coming from you have no earthly idea.14 - You begin to act like a stereotypical pirate, accent and all. Remember: piracy is a crime.15 - You gain a full battery of extremely prominent and stereotypical navy tattoos. These fade after a week.16 - You are convinced that there's something to do with "chromatic" and "metallic" dragons.17 - You are aware something is caught in your teeth. At least, you think there is. No amount of trying to dislodge it works. This afflicts you for a day. You can feel it "almost" dislodging when played with.18 - You are possessed with the sudden but insatiable urge to quote Warcraft III units. If only you knew why.19 - You are possessed by the urge to locate and consume a whole raw onion. Nothing will stop you.20 - The Drust begin to whisper in your ear for the next hour, but all they tell is bad jokes.

Authentics

Lady Waycrest’s Dress
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20,000 Gold or 5,000 Seafarer's DubloonsThe wedding dress of Lucille Waycrest.That is the claim, and splattered as it is with blood, it does become hard to argue. Touted as a touchy subject for all involved, the whispers indicate that she just wanted it gone forever.

Lady Ashvane’s Locket
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20,000 Gold or 5,000 Seafarer's DubloonsThe finest jewels available across the nation.Or so they had once been. Now, Lady Ashvane's former necklace rests in Admiralty custody. Faded from its Azerite colorations like the rest, one might ask: is this just a regular necklace?

Lord Stormsong’s Robes
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20,000 Gold or 5,000 Seafarer's DubloonsAre they authentic? The Admiralty insists so.The late Lord Stormsong defiled the long-held teachings of his house (or finally admitted to them) and now the sopping and slimy robes of the K’thir are on offer for a collector.

Cap'n Roaul's Keg

5,000 Gold or 1250 Seafarer's DubloonsCLEARANCE! 1,200 Gold!The prized keg of the pirate captain known as Roaul, leader of the Blacktooth Brawlers.Was the man a brewmaster? Absolutely not, but his keg was said to hold one of the most legendary brews collected from land unseen since the Sundering itself. Whether true or not, the keg does still hold the man's grog.

Cap'n Eudora's Boomstick

5,000 Gold or 1250 Seafarer's DubloonsCLEARANCE! 1,200 Gold!The legendary prized boomstick of Captain Eudora, leader of the Bilge Rats.When loaded with grapeshot, the short gun was capable of unloading enough lead to chew through a deck and crew alike - or an unlucky party of adventurers. Now it too, can be yours. Just mind your aim with the thing.

Cap'n Jolly’s Two-Fer-One

5,000 Gold or 1250 Seafarer's DubloonsCLEARANCE! 1,200 Gold!The alleged prized blade of the pirate captain Jolly, leader of the Cutwater Corsairs.Its said the man could kill two pirates with a single blade stroke. Those who look closely at the weapon would notice the hand guard is actually a dud grenade wrapped in leather. Perhaps a cruel joke? Or a fashion statement.

The Demon Rope
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300 Gold or 500 Coalescing VisionsA truly dangerous item. A rope used to tie down sails aboard a vessel. Thrice-cursed and thrice-tried, this length of rope strangled a sage to death when it came undone before loosing her body off the starboard side of the vessel.It is believed to have summoned a flock of seagulls with its whipping motions, and was lodged deep within the hold for three months before being found.

10,000 Year Old Pickled Koi
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10,000 Gold or 5,000 Prismatic ManapearlsAn ancient pickled koi of the Kaldorei Empire rests in this extremely musty jar.It is said that this relic was recovered from the depths of Nazjatar and the capital's ruins themselves during the height of the war. Whether this is true, or this is just the most rank pickled koi that could possibly have been made remains a matter of debate for some particular members of the navy.WARNING:THE ADMIRALTY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR RESULTS OF CONSUMPTION.

Animated Scarecrow in a Jar
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400 Gold or 800 Seafarer's DubloonsWithin this jar is an animated scarecrow. It continually attempts to escape no matter the circumstances, but is seemingly unable to do so given its small statue.Its eyes are aflame with dark blue light, and it cries out in anguish and torment. It seems to have an unusual hatred for everything it can see and cries out for a vengeance that cannot be explained.The Order of Embers insists it's a small and very harmless wicker charm. They insist that its purchaser be from the mainland.

Red Skull of CrestfallSold!

2,000 Gold or 4,000 Seafarer's DubloonsThe skull of a broken dragon from the Second War, recovered from one of the fallen Dragonmaw wyrms on the isle of Crestfall. It is said that the red-tinged skull whispers to its owners and handlers of deals made and horrors witnessed during that conflict.Consider its purchase, 'O Customer Mine.

Band of Baleful CharityGiven Away!

Free!An accursed ring forces you to sacrifice a significant portion of all wealth —and that of any future riches — to charity. Try as one might, these acts of charity are insensitive and so insulting that they fly in the face of common decency. For example, upon learning someone lost a child, you might toss money at them “to buy a new one.”You will feel compelled to keep this.

Cloak of Concealment
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1,000 Gold or 2,000 Seafarer's DubloonsSlick as silk and dark as the growing gloom, the ebon clock shimmers as if to vanish should one take their eyes away from it. When worn with the intent of stealth and subterfuge, the bearer will believe that they have disappeared from sight. This deluded understanding of an otherwise fashionable piece of apparel will persist past all evidence to the contrary.Once owned by the Dark Iron Emperor Thaurissian, perhaps?

Compass of a Fate Most Foul
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600 Gold or 1,800 Coalescing Visions“North” is more of a subjective concept for this peculiar instrument. Gilded in thin bands of gold which crisscross across its mahogany case, an alluring arrow spins about seemingly without aim or intent. Divined or not, that dizzying arrow is indeed tracking something.And that something is getting ever nearer.

Cloak Of The Gale Winds
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900 Gold or 1,800 Coalescing VisionsA rather odd relic reclaimed during the fall of House Stormsong, an otherwise dull-looking blue and silver lined cloak. When the hood is pulled down a mysterious wind causes the ends of said cloak to flutter as if a gale wind causes it to billow dramatically in the breeze.When the hood is pulled on or the cloak removed however, the mysterious wind stops.

Sacred Mask Of Near Sight

200 Gold or 500 "War Supplies"CLEARANCE! 50 Gold!A mask of Zandalari make, possibly used for rituals and recovered during the Fourth War.It allows the wearer to see the world but closer.If worn as a normal mask, vision blurs and a headache will form. However, it is impossible to deny how fashionable the wearer looks behind those ruby lenses and painted feathers.

Hindsight’s HoldingsSold!

300 Gold or 500 Coalescing VisionsThe dashing leather and reinforced fixings of a satchel suited for the most fierce of adventures distinguishes this traveling companion.Equipped with surprisingly deep pockets, its expansive interior holds ample storage for nearly anything and everything, though items lost to its depths will only be found long after they would’ve actually proven useful.

Potion of Parching
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300 Gold or 500 Coalescing VisionsAn encrusted vial wreathed in barnacles contains salt and spray within its azure depths.When imbibed, the mysterious concoction of unknown origins imparts a mighty thirst with just a hint of kelp. Try as one might, the bottle will never fully empty, instead refilling with each and every turn of the tide. Its origins remain as unknown as its purpose.

Treads of the Tidewalker
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300 Gold or 500 Coalescing VisionsExpertly tanned seal skin leather stretches across this pair of weathered boots.They immediately shed water which falls upon them. Although balanced well enough upon land and made to fit nearly any size foot, the bearer of these boots will soon find that only every other step upon water is granted their unique and faulty waterwalking properties.

Harness of a Ravenous Beast
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50 Gold or 10,000 Coalescing VisionsA snapped collar with spikes, a particularly small collar, at that.This particular leash set belonged to what the Order of Embers claims to be an eldritch piece of flesh from beyond the stars. When brought to an ear, dark and terrible whispers seem to echo from the thing. Nevermind that strands of pug hair loosely adorn the coat.

Some Old Lantern
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5 Gold or 10 Seafarer's DubloonsSaid to be owned by some oddball Kvaldir who claimed to be the leader of some vast and unknown deep sea kingdom. This particular lantern holds no true sentimental value. It is a piece of history the Admiralty seems to want to be rid of. On the bottom is a clearance tag.

Sethraliss Fertility Idol
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40 Gold or 80 Seafarer's DubloonsAn odd idol from the deserts of Vol'dun, this particular item was allegedly looted from the Temple of Sethraliss and was previously under the care of the Faithless.Considering the statue itself, one might wonder about the validity of the individual who owned what can only be described as a "snake fertility idol."The less said, the better.

The Bullet-Ridden Chassis of the Dread Admiral
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50 Gold or 100 Coalescing VisionsIt's quite a bit smaller than you'd think.This appears to be a pockmarked robot chassis, its spinning warning light atop its head no longer capable of spinning.On its head is a pirate admiral's bicorne.

Dirt in a Jar
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25 Gold or 50 Seafarer's DubloonsThe dirt is a rusty red coloration. A clever eye would notice that this bears the same consistency as Durotar's sands.The Admiralty apparently considers this to be a collector's item from some best forgotten excursion to the land.

Drust Mummy Jerky
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300 Gold or 600 Seafarer's DubloonsAuthentic!Kul Tiran nobles once went through a fad of consuming the interred corpses of the Drust. This particular collection of jerky originates from the cellars of the famed Lord Norwington, donated for sale.

Soulbound Rings of the Betrothed

4,000 Gold or 8,000 Coalescing VisionsCLEARANCE! 1,000 Gold!"Til Death Due Us Part" never quite fit whatever dark ends the former Lady Waycrest was after.When donned by a pair and sworn upon beneath a moonless sky, these twin loops of interwoven thorns lock and bind. Never again fear that life - or death - itself shall keep one away from the other.Whomsoever passes from the mortal coil first shall rise as an accursed revenant, wailing banshee, shambling ghoul, or worse yet, though that love will reign forever eternal.

Bootleg Patch Kit

3,000 Gold or 9,000 Seafarer's DubloonsCLEARANCE! Gold 700!King Mechagon’s ambitions long outlived him, and those shaped beneath his charge still toil yet to ensure his optimized future is the one the world will wake to.One of their instruments crafted for such an end is a splicing kit, tailored to tinker with most any mechanical creature. The writhing injection of miniature machines is quick to work away at “aberrant” programming, shifting code and alerting designs to [UPGRADE] in accordance with one’s own will."Has science gone to far?" some may ask.He would've insisted it hasn't gone far enough.[WARNING]: Do [ERROR] self-apply.

Ray of: [DISINTEGRATION]

2,000 Gold or 7,000 Seafarer's DubloonsCLEARANCE! 500 Gold!Cumbersome. Impractical. Some may even call it overkill, but no one ever slandered such a thing as ineffective.One of the twin mounted pylons atop an HK-8 Aerial Oppression Unit, its coils still crackle with a latent energy. Capable of producing an atomizing beam of pure devastation, the pinnacle of Gnomish engineering is only held back by its power source - and cost.It would require a power unit befitting the original HK-8 Unit. But such units are not unheard of, depending on who one asks.

Idol of Ancient Kings

1,500 Gold or 3,000 DubloonsCLEARANCE?3,000 Gold or 6,000 DubloonsBeguiling gold and glittering jewels adorn this resplendent artifact, a true testament to the craftsmanship of the Zandalari. Though having been passed from hand to hand after that fateful siege, it never did so willingly.Those iridescent hues upon its incandescent surface carry potent promises of wealth everlasting which have wormed their way through the hearts of men and troll alike. While money may not be the root of all evil, it sure entices it. If one should claim this accursed relic, it will be fiercely guarded with an insidious jealousy while being treasured forevermore.

Fanged Effigy of Sethraliss
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25 Gold or 50 Seafarer's DubloonsCLEARANCE! 400 GOLD!Entombed within solidified sand, this elegant statue of serpentine form still exudes a foreboding presence. Its stone maw lays agape, marked only by insidiously sharp fangs protruding forth from within. Emerald eyes adorn its visage, almost peering out at those that meet its gaze. Leering. Judging. Commanding.Horrific as it may otherwise seem, the figurine almost calls out to those around, demanding that its bite be felt. That its curse be made manifest. That it may slither upon the sands once again.

Gauntlets of the Shark-Puncher

5,000 Gold or 10,000 Seafarer's DubloonsCLEARANCE! 1,700 Gold!Once regarded as a champion without match, the likes of Trothak may still yet never be seen again within the Ring of Booty. That is, unless one were to take up his mantle with fish-fists of their own, travel the seven seas to arm themselves with the most fearsome of beasts, and then witness a meteoric rise through the ladder of underworld arenas.Though crudely crafted and sized for a literal ogre, these twin bindings secure all manner of sea creature in their grasp, giving an unparalleled edge in combat. When in doubt, it’s best to bring a shark to a knife-fight.

BULK PRODUCTS


"Footman" Kits

COUNT: 100 Units
COST: 1,000 Gold
Prepared kits intended for whole market-sale to military and private mercenaries.Includes:Compass, Body Armor and Helmet, Radio, Kul Tiran Revolving Rifle and Pistol

Tallowhall Foundry 68 Pounder

COUNT: Sold Per Piece
RANGE: 3,300 Meters
COST: 50 Gold
An absolutely massive 68-pound cannon, these naval batteries are the largest in the Kul Tiran arsenal, and are purchasable via order at this faire for redemption.

Pallet: Stevedore Beanies

COUNT: 100 Units
COST: 100 Silver
An entire pallet of dock worker hats, meant to keep your head dry. They come in a variety of non-negotiable colors and are hand-knitted.